笑傲江湖 (削凹浆糊?) 2006

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Answers That Make You Laugh (or Cry...)

These are some of the very amusing things one see in the answer booklet in final year exam papers. Used to make me feel like vomiting blood, dunno to laugh or cry...but now they are just laughing matters that we share during tea breaks.

Best of all, thanks to technological progression, I can actually take a picture of them and share them with many others too.
























HAZOP Team member - this year we saw a few new suggestions.

Many future bosses around...so all like to have secretary / note taker included.
































Kopi Soh dissappearing from the list...but Supplier and Installer make it to the answere list this time.

















V Chim answere... read for afew mins still abit lost on what he/she trying to say...


































Wah this student very fierce ah...do something wrong and you will go to jail 3 times and fine for 5 times also.... how i wish he/she is the principal.



















There are 3 classes of fire...A B C and D?? wah lao...
Cannot even count to 3 huh??

















How did he pass his CEP??



















Not combustible but flammable...chim...i better go ask my professor what it means.

















this year No.1 prize

1 inch = 12 feet

1ft cube = 0.000578 inch square

I try to imagine 2 months later when this fella go for industrial attachment, his supervisor tell him : "go get me a 2 inch diameter pipe from werahouse"...guess what he carry back??

And this reminded me of a army term also - the combined word for GUN-JIONG and CONFUSED - the new term is called GUN-FUSED.

17 Comments:

  • 1 inch = 12 feet?? I think this deserves to be the No.1 prize of the millenium and the next few milleniums...haha.

    Lim Han

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:43:00 PM  

  • 哎哟。。老师你故意每年都出那题 Ideal HAZOP team member 然后边改边笑是吗。。
    哈哈

    anniE

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, August 27, 2006 7:34:00 PM  

  • LOL i like the "not combustible but it is flammable" even my sister who knows nuts about this stuff laughed!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, August 28, 2006 12:25:00 PM  

  • maybe that 1 inch = 12 feet person write too fast and thus wrong.. haha.. tell u something.. that time me n shiling were discussing wat to eat and she said she wanted to eat the 12 feet Subway sandwich!!!!! HAHAHA... i asked her for how long she didn't eat already, so hungry ah... lol... that day both of us laugh till stomahche ah..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, August 28, 2006 4:29:00 PM  

  • yoyo Shiling, Subway sell 1 inch sandwich meh??? HAHAHAHA. one thing I never took photo is about the formula number of Octane. 20% of the class write down as C10. Maybe they are all Chinese educated and think of October and straight away related to the 10th month of the year....maybe...

    By Blogger 鸿图, at Monday, August 28, 2006 5:26:00 PM  

  • Somehow I feel glad taking the supp paper although it is more difficult than the main paper. Like tao guo shi qi and avoid being laughed if I write any funny answers.

    1 inch = 12 feet = around 3m. 2 inch pipe = 6m radius pipe, his 2 hands enough to carry ma? LOL.

    Luckily Lim Han directed this over and I had a good laugh over the answers. =D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, August 28, 2006 9:09:00 PM  

  • sir, regarding the "how did he pass his cep?" part, i dun see any wrong with it.. if u were to scrutinize carefully, u would realize that [ m^2/144inch^2 ] is to the POWER of MINUS 1.. even tho i have absolutely no idea why he did it that way.. :]

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 8:18:00 PM  

  • wah...how did YOU pass YOUR CEP??
    1 m = ? ft = ? in can u still recall?

    By Blogger 鸿图, at Tuesday, August 29, 2006 9:41:00 PM  

  • ooh. i thought u were referring to the cancellation of the units. paiseh. my bad ><" and yeah, the conversion's wrong.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 12:58:00 AM  

  • All I can say is... WE are still the BEST(2nd Batch CPTC students)!!!

    BEBE

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 11:46:00 AM  

  • wah sir u really like tt hazop qtn hor.. every sem u will have new compliations of answers for this qtn... hehehe.. this sem one also very funny... heheh..

    By Blogger mUiMui, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 12:26:00 AM  

  • hey i almost laughed to death at my desk in my workplace... however, it makes me try to reflect if i had written worse things before... haha and for all u know, there may be a new substance that can combust but is not flammable!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, August 31, 2006 9:26:00 AM  

  • I was laughing in e middle of night while i was reading the article. Wah, so power!! Was at work today, if the contractor will to put an one inch = 12ft flexi ductor to the diffusor, wah! i dunno how big the production area will need to be. (LOL) thou i also got write some nonsense stuffs.

    shir

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, September 01, 2006 1:12:00 AM  

  • LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    My hostel mates think i'm crazy for laughing non-stop!!!!!

    By Blogger Joelle, at Tuesday, September 05, 2006 8:29:00 PM  

  • wakakaka =p lucky our batch u didnt dig out our mistake n write it out... who noes HAZOP team i write kopi soh inside haha =x

    well... everything is an experience ma make mistake den can learnt de =) *jia you*

    -dolphin-

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, September 06, 2006 7:55:00 PM  

  • Yeah yeah we all had a good laugh...especially it is someone else's mistake.

    I will post Mr. Kevin Roberts 1st prize this sem soon...watch out for this space...hehehe

    By Blogger 鸿图, at Wednesday, September 06, 2006 8:12:00 PM  

  • 1st batch CPT student still the best!! heez.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, September 08, 2006 10:32:00 PM  

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