SHI SHI SHI (不是骂粗话）

那天在台湾买回的书里， 看到了这一篇有趣的短文， 一时兴起， 将它打下， 让大家分享， 博君一笑。 短文如下：

石室诗士施氏 ， 嗜狮， 誓食十狮。
stone room poet Mr. Shi , loved lion, promised to eat 10 lions.

施氏时时适市视狮。
Mr. Shi always visits market to look for lion.

十时， 适十狮适市。
10 o'clock, when 10 lions arrived at market.

是时， 适施氏适市。
That time, Mr.Shi also visited market .

施氏视十狮， 恃矢势， 使是十狮逝世。
Mr. Shi looked at 10 lions, pretended to shoot them, made the 10 lions dead.

施氏拾是十狮尸， 适石室， 石室湿，
Mr. Shi picked the 10 lions body, arrived at stone room, stone room is wet,

施氏使侍拭石室。
Mr. Shi ordered servant to wipe stone room.

石室拭， 施氏始试食十狮尸。
Stone room wiped, Mr. Shi started to try eating 10 lions' body.

食时， 始识十狮实十石狮尸。
During eating, then realised 10 lions actually 10 stone lions' body.

试释是事。
attempt to explain what happened.


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